As for my Mothers Day gift:
I got this box...
I opened it and found this.
Apparently, he had been sitting in the box for two days. I didn't notice because Stevie put a onesie on a Cabbage Patch doll and the whole time I thought that was Caleb. I guess that explains why he didn't eat, sleep, cry or poop for two days straight. I just thought he was being stubborn; you know how those Serrano boys are.
At any rate, Caleb is all nourished and rehydrated now -two days in a box takes a remarkable toll on a baby's body, but he took it like a champ- so we wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. If you've ever given us or anything or helped us out, then thank you.